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Monday, January 17, 2005
Ok, its official - I have just visited the WORST CLUB I have ever been too.

Jen you will love this - I WAS THE YOUNGEST PERSON IN THE PLACE!!!

So Friday, responding to an invitation to go out clubbing to a place that quote, "Looks pretty cool, check out this link..." I decided that its been far too long since I have paid for overpriced drinks and listened to cheesy euro house, now is the time.

The link I followed showed pics of a really awesome venue, with dj set up in front of the bar, and a huge dance floor - I found out later that evening that the reason there were no pics of people on the site is because the club regulars were all 40+ years of age. Without a word of a lie, some of these dudes (using the term dude very, very loosely - I am tempted to say these gentleman, if not for their obvious sleeze factor) were nearing 60.

And the women - lets just say I have never been looked at in such an objectifying way - ever. I guess if the need should ever take me, I would do all right with Mrs. Robinson!

The thing that really shits me is that this could have all been a harmless mistake, if the Swiss German website was not first found by a German (and can I stress the obvious - native German Speaking) colleague of ours who said, "This place looks cool!".

Called the "Saud Haus", with my very poor german I tranlsate it to "Very SAD HOUSE".

There are bigger issues in the world I know, but its my party and I'll rant if I want too.
Next club will be Brett's choice.
1/17/2005 11:44:00 AM :: ::
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