: : australia day : :
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Looks like vegemite on toast for my celebrations here - no Aussie action in Basel....Happy Ausl Day everyone, especially the Aussies abroad - I know the homesickness you all feel today!!
Posted this once before, but its worth a re-run...
"I ate my pet Kangaroo.
I am shit scared of crocodiles.
And I wear a baseball cap.
I love Star Wars.And the wookie is my favourite.
I would rather get pissed.
And watch someone else carry the country's flag with pride.
I like to rock.
To Billy Ocean.
I am blind to my incompetence.
My brothers are the Smiths, the Wilson's, the Santerelli's, the De Costis, the Wong's and the Jagamarras.
I watch football with a tinnie.
I take the beetroot off my hamburgers and throw Macca's pickles on windows.
I do runners from taxis.
I believe the world is flat.
And Australia is fucking miles away from anywhere.
I believe Australia has the best address on earth.And Australians brew the best beer on earth.
And that's why we never touch Fosters...
