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Friday, August 20, 2004
Feeling Homesick
I don't know if its the fact that I know a huge gathering of Aussies are practically at my door step but still too far to reach (have fun in Hannover guys, but as usual $$$$ and lack of vacation time to spare is always a menace) but I am feeling a bit home sick today and found the following in my wanton webpage surfin...
Do you remember the Fosters Ad? - This is a little bit different...
"I ate my pet Kangaroo.
I am shit scared of crocodiles.
And I wear a baseball cap.
I love Star Wars.
And the wookie is my favourite.
I would rather get pissed.
And watch someone else carry the country's flag with pride.
I like to rock.
To Billy Ocean.
I am blind to my incompetence.
My brothers are the Smiths, the Wilson's, the Santerelli's, the De Costis, the Wong's and the Jagamarras.
I watch football with a tinnie.
I take the beetroot off my hamburgers and throw Macca's pickles on windows.
I do runners from taxis.
I believe the world is flat.
And Australia is fucking miles away from anywhere.
I believe Australia has the best address on earth.
And Australians brew the best beer on earth.
And that's why we never touch Fosters...
All the best Aussie's abroad - aussie, aussie, aussie, oi, oi, oi - have a beer for me and remember Full Cream Poof on the hash run...
** The Real Fosters Ad:
I don't have a kangaroo for a pet. / I don't wrestle with crocodiles. / And I don't wear a cork hat. / I fight wars. / But never start wars. / I would rather make peace. / I can wear my country's flag with pride. / I am a rock. / I am the island continent. / My brothers are the Smiths, the Wilson's, the Santerelli's, the De Costis, the Wong's and the Jagamarras. / I play footbal without a helmet. / I like beetroot on my hamburger. / I ride in the front seat of a taxi. / I believe its a prawn not a shrimp. / I believe the world is round and down under is on top. / I believe Australia is the best address on Earth. / And Australians brew the best beer.
